Like a Prayer - Madonna

Madonna touched my heart with that song :)

عباس .. !

Two great poems for the greatest " in my opinion " poet in the Arab World ,, these poems describes the political attitude of the Arab Leaders ,, check them out ;D

عـــبـــاس

عباس وراء المتراس ،
يقظ منتبه حساس ،
منذ سنين الفتح يلمع سيفه ،
ويلمع شاربه أيضا، منتظرا محتضنا دفه ،
بلع السارق ضفة ،
قلب عباس القرطاس ،
ضرب الأخماس بأسداس ،
(بقيت ضفة)
لملم عباس ذخيرته والمتراس ،
ومضى يصقل سيفه ،
عبر اللص إليه، وحل ببيته ،
(أصبح ضيفه)
قدم عباس له القهوة، ومضى يصقل سيفه ؛
صرخت زوجة عباس: " أبناؤك قتلى، عباس،
ضيفك راودني، عباس ،
قم أنقذني ياعباس" ،
عباس ــ اليقظ الحساس ــ منتبه لم يسمع شيئا ،
(زوجته تغتاب الناس)
صرخت زوجته : "عباس، الضيف سيسرق نعجتنا" ،
قلب عباس القرطاس ، ضرب الأخماس بأسداس ،
أرسل برقية تهديد ،
فلمن تصقل سيفك ياعباس" ؟"
(لوقت الشدة)
.إذا ، اصقل سيفك ياعباس

*****

عــبــاس يستخدم تكتيكاً جديداً

بعد انتهاء الجولة المظفرة

عباس شد المخصرة

و دس فيها خنجره

و أعلن استعداده للجولة المنتظرة

اللص دق بابه

عباس لم يفتح له

اللص أبدى ضجره

عباس لم يصغ له

اللص هد بابه

و عابه

و اقتحم البيت بغير رخصة

و انتهره :

- يا ثور أين البقرة ؟

عباس دس كفه في المخصرة

و استل منها خنجره

و صاح في شجاعة :

في الغرفة المجاورة !

اللص خط حوله دائرة

وأنذره :

إياك أن تجتاز هذي الدائرة

علا خوار البقرة

خف خوار البقرة

خار خوار البقرة

و اللص قام بعدما

قضى لديها وطره

ثم مضى

و صوت عباس يدوي خلفه :

فلتسقط المؤامرة

فلتسقط المؤامرة

فلتسقط المؤامرة

- عباس ,, و الخنجر ما حاجته ؟؟

للمعضلات القاهرة

- و غارة اللص ؟؟

قطعت دابره

جعلت منه مسخرة !!

أنظر ,,

لقد غافلته

و اجترت خط الدائرة !

المدير : دون هوان ;D

قبل فترة ابوي و اخوي قرروا في اجتماع للجمعية العمومية سووه بصالة بيتنا و احنا نقشر حب شمسي و نطالع مسلسل الملك فاروق انه يعينوني انا محدثكم دون هوان و في روايات أخرى يسموني علي ,, بأنهم يعينوني مدير للشركة !!



مــــــــديــــــــر مرة وحده ,, جبيييييييرة جبييييييرة حيل ;Pp



طبعاً اهم ناطرين اني أصك ال 21 منها أسجل حق الانتخابات منها أصير " مودييير " للشركة



المهم انا طول هالاسابيع قاعد احاتي سالفة الفلوس



هل اهي حلال ولا حرام كون اني مدير على شركة تيش بريش مقر ما عندها ;Pp



المهم اليوم جان تطلع معاي الفكرة

فبينما اخوي قاعد يقشر حب و يشرب شاهي جان اقوله

" يبا أنا فكرت بالأيام الي طافت بسالفة الفلوس و حلالها من حرامها بحكم اني راجل مؤمن و تقي ;PP "

جان يقولي اي و بعدين شتبي يعني

جان اقوله شوف يا محفوظ السلامة ,, حيث اني أنا المدير و انا المسؤول عن حركة و نشاط الشركة

فأنا كل نهاية شهر راح أحيلك على التقاعد و بأول الشهر الي وراه أردك عشان أبري ذمتي و ضميري خو أكل الشورما و همبرغر هارديز لازم يكون بالحلال ;Pp

جان يقولي صججججججج ,, المهم اهو نسى السالفة

بعدين مادري شنو صار جان يضغطني جان انا ألف ويهي على امي و اقولها

" يما شوفيلج حل ويا أبوي ترى انا للحين ما أحلته عالتقاعد علشانج ,,, أحسن واللهِ لأرفده من الشِركة ;Pp "

,,, المهم مو هذا الموضوع بس ترى صج السالفة و انا خلاص قررت كل نهاية شهر اقيل ابوي و ارد اعينه بعدين و طبعاً ما اسوي هالأشياء إلا بعد عمل الجمعية العمومية الاستثنائية بكامل أعضائها و الي اهم بس أنا ;Pp ,,,

المهم السؤال هو

تخيلوا نفسكم مدراء شركات ,,, شنو تسوون ؟؟

;D

Neglected ,, !!

What do you do when you feel that you've been neglected by the others ??

How do you feel when you know that you're THE BEST, but every year someone pops up in your face to take your place, whoever this person is and however the way he took it ??

:

Dedicated to |- j o u j a -| ;D

Since I said once that I've downloaded one of Yasmin Levy's albums and this girl " - j o u j a - " wanted it BADLY

and yesterday she was very very sad because of ,, you know

SO !

I decided to give her something that would cheer her up ;D

so Girl ,, Open your Gift

- j o u j a -

CheeR uP ;D

" Come freely, go safely, and leave something of the happiness you bring "

Count Dracula ;D

لا توقف وراي !!

اليوم كنت رايح أصور افتتاح المعرض الي بنادي الفتاة ,, معرض الأسر المنتجه اسمه على ما اعتقد

المهم طبعاً بما انه الشيخة الي ما ظل شي بالكويت ما راحت افتتاحه كانت اهي الي بتفتتح الحفل فكان في عجئة مصورين << حلوة عجئة صح ;Pp

المهم طبعاً في عجئة المصورين و حيث انه كلهم يعرفون كلهم فانا انقطيت آخر شي :( مع اني كويتي و يهضم حقي بالتصوير في بلدي ,, بدق على خالد عبدالجليل ابيه يسويلي فلم هندي على هالسالفة ببرنامجه ;Pp

المهم لما دخلت الشيخة صار الوضع جنه الطواف بالحج .. انا مو رايح الحج ولا العمرة بس يقولون صكة اجتاف مو طبيعية تحوشك .. المهم كان في جدامي واحد من الموديل الي جسم ثور و راس آدمي

والله جد جسمه جسم ثور مو آدمي حتى قفاه معضل !

انا غصباً علي دزيته كذا مرة لأنه مع مدازز المصورين و قاعد يرجع علي اضطريت اني ادزه يعني شنو بالله اطيح عالأوادم عشان عيونك .. وليييي ;D

المهم بعد ما خلص جان يلف صوبي و الشرار يتطاير من عيونه و انا اشوفه بكل برود و على قولتهم بنظرة بلهاء ;Pp

جان يصارخ و يقولي ,, مرة ثانية ما توقف وراي سامع !!

جان اقوله بكل برود .... نعم ؟؟

جان يقولي انت مرة ثانية لا توقف وراي

جان ارد اقوله بنفس البرود .... صدقني ما سمعتك ;D

انا هني كنت ناطره يغلط عشان اوريه انه الفتى الجميل الوسيم ذو النظرة و الابتسامة البريئتين يقدر يطق و يعور و يعض << ذكرتني باستجواب وزير الصحة لما يقول ,, ترى اقدر اسمع و اجاوب و أرد ,, ;D

المهم هني واحد من سكرتارية الشيخة قالنا هدوا بالكم و خلاص صكوا الموضوع ما صار شي

السؤال الي يطرح نفسه

ليش كل مجسم ,, مهاوشجي ؟؟

ليش كل مجسم عباله الناس تخاف منه ؟؟

و السؤال الأبرز

ليش الحريم كانو ميتين على شوفة الشيخة بالمعرض ,, شنو حتى اهي توزع هدية رمضان ؟؟

;Pp

جنه اليوتيوب خرب بلوقي قمت اشوف كل شي تحت :(

Whose Garden Was This ??

one of my Favourites

:)

See You Soon

I'm fine don't worry I'm not in a black mood ;Pp

FaceBook QuiZes !! ;Pp

I've been through some of Facebook quizes ,, and God it's funny and hilarious ,, check out my Results ;Pp



bl quiz mal el warriors 6l3t ana Stormtrooper ,, which means that i'm



" you cant shoot very well when it comes to hitting jedi, and you kinda sound like your from britian or somewhere outside chicago, but its cool. with a leader like darth vader, whose complaining? no one....thats who! "



wa Fashlataaaaaah ;P



w bl Quiz mal How sexy you are 6l3t ana mo sexy ;Pp



bs bl Greek Mythology ana nfs el Ares ,, y3ni



" You love to cause and watch people in pain, doesn't mean your evil, just means you find different things funnier than other people "



so Guys and Guyzat try to keep me cool as much as you can ;Pp



the funniest thing was that I attract only Geeks ;Pp



w bl Video Games Charachtares I'm like Solid Snake ,, the main charachter of Metal Gear Solid the famous VG ,, and they say that I'm not sexy ;Pp



I found out that my dream girl's name is ,, Gilla ,, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3 ;Pp



in the celebrity Quiz I'm like Will Smith which eans ,,



" Even though you are rich and famous your goofy playful personallity hasn't changed "



bs l7d y9dg eni rich hatha bs quiz ;P



w finally I'm like George Lopez < don't even know him !! ,, which means ;Pp



" Funny funny funny and more funny!!!!! you are a great friend and many people look up to your extremaly large head. And many many people wonder how you can keep balance? but people love you any way!! "



yeaaaaaaaaaaaah that's trueeeee ;Pp



wooow ,, this Facebook is funny ;D



PS : don't ever try to track my profile ,, you'll be shocked ;Pp

Tagged bY : PaLoOoOoOoOoO ;Pp

again and again and again ,, I was tagged by the sweet " I can't say little ;Pp " Palomino


yet this time the tag is much much much much shorter and it's even funnier ;Pp


So ,, Let's Go ;Pp


1.IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Like A Prayer - Madonna ( don't laugh it's not me it's my Ipod ;Pp )


2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
We Will Rock You - Robbie Williams ( yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh I will ;Pp )


3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL ?
You Like Me Too Much - The Beatles ( mno ma ybi hl shi ;Pp )


4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Candles In The Wind - Elton John ( I'm dying ;P )


5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Angel - Lionel Riche ( WTF !! ,, my Ipod is quite idiot ;Pp )


6.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Say It Isn't So - Bon Jovi ( MY MY MY ;D )


7. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Original Sin - Elton John ( Good GOD Give Me STRENGTH ;Pp )


8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Fatooma - Doreid Laham ( I don't even have a GF ;Pp )


9.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John ( The song is really sad :( )


10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Mostajeeb LilDa3i - Mohammed Abdu ( e walla e walla e walla ;D )


11.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
May It Be - Enya ( yeaaaah ,, it might be : )


12.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Ya Malikan Qalbi - Abdulhaleem Hafiz ( this Ipod turned to be a good one ;Pp )


13.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Soviet Anthem - Red Army Choir ( WHAAAAAAAAT ,, am I a communist !! ;D )


14. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Whine Up - Kat Deluna ( ya fr7ti wallah w ana arq9 bl bsht 3la hl e'3nya ;Pp imagine that ;D )


15.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Wild World - Cat Stevens ( m7dsh y3y6 ;'( )


16.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Stand By Me - E.King ( I'm gonna break this ipod ;Pp )


17. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Mashi Bi Shari3 - Kathem El-Saher ( 5o 6ol 3omri amshi bshari3 bmonasba w b'3er monasba ;D )


18.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve Pipe ( it's one of the best songs ever but ,, come on ,, it has nothing to do with my friends ;p )


19. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
Just Feel Better - Santana ft. James Tyler ( what should that mean ? )


20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF?
Hurricane - Bob Dylan ( yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ,, now I can forgive my ipod ;D )


thanks Palooooooooo


I tag only one person ,, Taalufiya ,, el bajeen klhom abroad ;D

tagged By : Palomino

9j 9j hl tag yhd el 7eeeel chni dash marathon mo katb tag ;Pp
el mohim let's start ,,

Time Starting : 2nd of August @ 11:32 AM

ID Name: Don Juan ,, in some other occasions my name is Ali ;P

My friends called me: 3lewi - 3law ( yuk ) - 3lawlaw ;D

My Nickname(s): El-Kotsh ( the coach ) ;Pp - R'3eef El3jeeb ( Because of My Cheeks ;Pp ) - The Socialist

Birthday: 7th of JAN 1988

Major: English Literature

Job Title: Student 7ata 2011 ;D

Favs.
Boys name : 7sain - Sa3ad - Yousef - Isak – Fahad

Girls name : Fatooo ;P - Lulu ;P - 7aloo ( y3ni 7aleema nfs my Momma's name ;P ) - Nadine - Jumana ;D

Perfume : JooP - Lacoste - 212 - B'7oor ;Pp

Fruit : Mango - Strawberry - B6e'7 Mash'hadi :D - Peach – Apricot

ana chni mqzrha wayed ;Pp

Veggie : Kidney Beans ;P

Fast food place : Mr. Subs ,, he's the best man I've ever met ;P

Favorite cartoon character : Sinbad - Captain Tsubasa ;Pp - Jasmin ;Pp - Pikachu - Tan Tan ;Pp - Robin Hod ( el 3rbi ) - Sonbol ;Pp - Aman ( wadi el aman ) - the blonde girl in Ninja Turtles ( she's GOOOOOOOD ;Pp ) - Flona - 3li Baba - Sanshiro - Daiskey and Hikaro ;Pp

Animal : ummmmm ,, Buffalos ;P

Ice Cream : no one can argue about that ,, Baskin Robbins + Bkdash ;Pp

Have u ever ?!

Bungee jumped : wla 3omri

Used someone : y3ni you can say for good purposes ;Pp
Had bloody nose : eeee ;'<

Played truth or dare : once

Put your tongue on a frozen pole: mako sh'3l 97 ;P

Been in a physical fight: many many times ;Pp but it always end with a draw in the principal's room ,, unlucky ;Pp

Knocked on wood: yeah

Broken a bone : NEVER

Broken the law: Every single day ;Pp

Last Time

Laughed and why : yesterday ,, because it was our family meeting so you laugh all the time for or without a reason ;P Hilarious I know ;Pp

Cried and why? : qbl chm yom ,, oboi z3l meni chan a3ayaaaaaa6 ;'(

Hugged someone and whom ? : yesterday ,, I hugged my niece 3a6oo6a because we missed each other for about 8 hours ;Pp

Recieved a Call and from whom ? : from my Dad ,, he wanted me to buy some Tobaccos for him ;D

Used a Pen and what did you write ? : I can't remember

Took a Shower: yesterday

Put Make-up On : Today ,,, no no I'm just kidding ;Pp

Ride a bike : ma a3arif asoq el qari ;(

What does it mean to you ?

Your family: awal mara b6lt 3yoni kano awal nas y'7zoni w mstanseeeen ;Pp

Your home: can't live without it ,, come on ,, my bed is there ;Pp ,, la la 3ad 9j beitna wayed a7iba 9j ena bena w ben el kolya about 30 minutes bs still a home is a home ,, no argue about that

Your friends: ummmm ,, my team ;)

Yourself: trying to keep it on the track ;D


Your birthday: 9ar yom maleeq akbar hadiya feeh ehe Hug wla SMS ,, ma a7iba 3eed el f6r a7la ;Pp

Your bedroom: 3afsa - dathra - my studio - my changing room ;P - my bed and of course my game zone ;Pp

Your car: My Big B**** ,, it's a big Ford ,, so ,, you can depend on it anytime anyplace whatever are the circumstances ,, but I don't like it's speed limit ,, only 160 :( so depressing :(

Your mobile : my loyal servant ;P and we shared alot of good and sad memories together ,, don't we N70 ,,, oh sorry I was talking to my mobile ;Pp

Your PC/laptop: '7laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa9 er7mni kl yom Virus shakil aboook labo el hndi ele swalik Format ;@

Blogging: wanasa ;D

Money: a7la shai ;Pp

Right Now

Eating: Nop.

Thinking : which song should I play ;Pp

Smelling: nothing

Watching: the monitor

Listening to : Boyzone

Feeling: : << no feelings ;P

Wearing: blue trouser and a black Polo

Waiting for : finishing this killing tag ;Pp

Hating: el dthra ele b my room

Missing: my College ,, w33 tomorrow is the final day :@

Loving: nothing ,, nothing and none deserves a room in my hotel ;D

Worried about: nothing ,, no woman ,, no family ,, no job ,, why should I be worried ;Pp

Planning: to go to Johny Rockets with my friend


Annoyed with : ummmmm ,, something people found quite silly and childish

Mention two things that...


Make you happy: spending time with my Sister ,, my middle sister neither the elder not the younger ;Pp and of course drinking Holsten ;D

That you're obsessed with: Video Games and Cars

Make you sad: my friends are going to graduate next year and I'm graudating in 2011 :( I'm not attractive ,, don't know why :(

You hate: lama someone ydqrni ,, it happened twice but it hurts :( w b3d ee lama oboi w omi y39bon 3la sowalif 3adiya ;/

You're doing: this tag and listening to Boyzone ;Pp

You like to eat: Bacha and Chicken ,, maqli ,, mafyoo7 ,, mashwi ,, m3a Mshroom ,, m3a Ananas ,, it doesn't metter ;Pp

Smell Bad: Public and University Toilets and of course the armpits in the summer ,, especially in the elevators ;Pp

That we probably don’t know about you: I work as a photographer ,, shno ba3ad ,, 3a9abiii 7eeeel ;(

That you did today: Johnny Rockets.

That are dangerous : over speed-limit ;Pp wet floors ,, high buildings ,, Zhiweya ;Pp and ghosts ;Pp

That you'e good at: maybe everything except sports and studies ;Pp

That hurt: raji3 el as2ila ele fooq ;Pp

Random

Tell us something your "3ax el nas": ma a3arif anam ela w el letat mashboba kilha ;D

Can you play any instruments? : if you consider el eQa3at as instruments then yeah I can ;Pp

List four things that you are less than 3 meters away from: the monitor , the pc , el Baraya , el boook , N70 , cream !! , Flash !! , Perfume !! T.V !! El Erhab wil Kabab ,, Ipod Shuffel ,, lens cover ,, batteries ,, headset ,, car keys ,, advertisement ,, sound system ,, PS2 .. and Vaseline ;Pp
tra 9j hatha ele ymi akthar mn 4 ;Pp

If they were to make a movie about your life, what would that movie be called?

El Kotsh ;Pp

Have you ever been told you look like someone, if yes, who? : no , I'm unique ;Pp

What bad habits do you have? : a3ayeb 3la el nas ;/ w asho'7er wana nayim ;Pp

If you could have one day being the opposite gender, What would you do? ummmm ,, for only one day ,, I'd be a Strip Dancer ;Pp ,, nothing in mind really ;D


Worst Thing that has happened to you this year : getting two Fs in college for the first time in my carrier :(

What's your current Habba Song? Lollipop ;Pp


Any last words ?
9j ?? y3ni '7la9 el tag '7l9 ?? ;P

thanks for tagging me ,, do it again with short ones don't torture me ;Pp

so for me I tag :
Sn3a
Free_Moi
ساحبة سايد
and finally ,,,, Ms. 5roofa ;D


thanks everybody ;D
Finish Line : 12:58 PM of the same day ;Pp

*Done 2 days Ago*